Three Mistakes
Larry Sayler | Jul 14, 2022
DURING MY NEARLY 70 trips around the sun, I have made countless mistakes. Most have been minor, but three stand out. Two I have already made, and the third I’m about to make. Mistake No. 1: Go-Kart. When I was 12 years old, I bought a go-kart. It has a fiberglass body and was built to resemble the car driven to victory by legendary driver Jim Clark in the 1965 Indianapolis 500. It cost $300. I used the money I’d saved from my paper route. A friend and I would take it to an elementary school three blocks from our home and drive it for hours. More than 50 years later, I still have that go-kart. I assumed our kids would enjoy it. But we were living in Southern California at the time and there was no place they could take it out on their own. I was busy at work and our kids had their own interests. We never used it. Years went by. Grandchildren have now used it, but only a few times. I need to get rid of it. It’s taking up space and it isn’t getting used, and yet I’m emotionally attached to it. My children and grandchildren don’t want it. It would be hard to sell to a stranger for even a few hundred dollars. It wasn’t a mistake to purchase the go-kart. Rather, my mistake was not selling it when I got my driver’s license and largely lost interest in it. Mistake No. 2: Caboose. Until recently, we owned a full-size railroad caboose, parked on 40 feet of railroad track. Twenty years ago, my wife showed me an ad in the paper. “Look, someone has a caboose for sale,” she said. “Who would want a caboose?” My response: “Let me see that.” The caboose…
Read more » Making Waves
Larry Sayler | Mar 22, 2024
MY WIFE AND I recently returned from a 14-day cruise to the Caribbean with my 96-year-old mother. Since my dad passed away in 2009, my wife and I have gone on several cruises with my mom. We departed from and returned to Fort Lauderdale, visiting eight Caribbean islands: St. Kitts, Guadeloupe, St. Lucia, Barbados, Grenada, Trinidad, Martinique and Aruba. For my wife and me, the fare was $2,200 per person for a room with a balcony. This included travel insurance, taxes and port fees. To this, we had to add $15 per person per day for the mandatory gratuity. We still consider this a bargain for a room with a great view, fantastic meals and free on-board entertainment. Traditionally, single travelers have had to pay twice the per-person rate of a couple. Cruise lines would argue that, if a single person hadn’t taken the room, they’d place a couple there and collect two fares. But today, cruise lines are often more reasonable. My mother’s fare was $2,700 for a balcony room. She had a handicap accessible room, which was 50% larger than a standard room, with a spacious bathroom. My wife and I are early risers. My mother is not. We usually have coffee and pastries delivered to our room at 6:30. We sit on our balcony and watch the ocean roll by. When my mother gets up a few hours later, we head down to the dining room for breakfast. If there’s such a thing as a typical cruise ship, it’s 105 feet wide and 950 feet long. Why these measurements? This is the largest a ship can be and still pass through the original Panama Canal locks. These ships generally carry about 3,000 passengers and 1,500 crew members. New Panama Canal locks, opened in 2016, allow for bigger…
Read more » The Magic Number
Larry Sayler | Aug 25, 2022
WHEN SHOULD YOU start drawing Social Security? If folks want to maximize their lifetime benefit, I think the answer is fairly straightforward. Maximizing lifetime Social Security income isn’t always the goal, of course. Some people need Social Security to meet basic needs. These people usually claim benefits as soon as they reach age 62, the earliest possible age. Others view Social Security as longevity insurance. They want as much monthly income as possible in the event they or their spouse live a long time. These people typically wait until 70, the latest possible age, to start Social Security. But for many people, the goal is to maximize the amount they’re likely to receive during their lifetime. Financial nerds often toss around terms like “breakeven” or “cross-over.” More sophisticated analysts consider present values and appropriate discount rates. I like simple. Want to maximize lifetime income? I believe the decision rule is fairly simple. If I am likely to die early in retirement, I should start Social Security as soon as possible. If I know I am going to die at age 65 and I don’t have a spouse who will receive survivor benefits, I had better start Social Security at 62. It makes no sense to wait. On the other hand, if I am going to live a long time—perhaps to age 90 or even 100—I want the largest monthly check possible for all those years. I achieve that by waiting until 70 to start Social Security. If I have no reason to think I will either die early or live a very long life, it makes sense to start Social Security sometime between age 62 and 70. One might choose age 66, the midpoint between 62 and 70. Others might choose their Social Security full retirement age. For those born…
Read more » Motivated by Money
Larry Sayler | Nov 10, 2022
"WE BEHAVE BETTER when we know others are watching—so be sure to tell friends if you’re aiming to exercise more, lose weight or save more." I love the pithy sayings that appear each day at the top of HumbleDollar’s homepage. This statement appeared Oct. 19. A few years ago, when I was still working fulltime, some colleagues and I adopted this philosophy. Suppose one of us had a goal, such as losing five pounds by the end of the month. We could have simply told our coworkers the goal. But being type-A personalities, we took it to an extreme. We decided it was more effective if we backed our intentions with money. “If I don’t lose five pounds by the end of the month, I’ll give you $20.” None of us really wanted to take a colleague’s money, so we soon changed this to, “If I don’t reach my goal, I’ll give $20 to a charity of your choice.” This led to some interesting discussions. If we were of the same political party, had the same views on abortion or shared the same religion, the penalty for not meeting the goal was to give a contribution to an organization we both supported. That wasn’t much of a penalty. Someone pointed out it would be more motivating if the loser had to make a financial contribution to an organization with which he or she disagreed. If we were a staunch member of one political party and we lost our bet, we had to give $100 to the other major party. Now, that was motivating. Maybe we were exceedingly cheap, but the person always met his or her goal. I don’t recall anyone ever paying a penalty. Of course, we were on the honor system. The person making the contract simply self-reported…
Read more » Lost in Translation
Larry Sayler | May 4, 2023
IN THE 1980s, I SPENT nearly 12 weeks in an Australian hospital. I learned that language is not always universal. I was a corporate auditor for General Electric, and the company had sent me to Australia for a three-month assignment. To Yankee ears, Australians have an accent. But at least we speak the same language. Or so I thought. Within a week of getting to Australia, I was diagnosed with subacute bacterial endocarditis (SBE), a serious bacterial infection of the blood. I was born with a slight heart defect which makes me more susceptible to SBE. Prior to about 1955, it was universally fatal. I don’t blame the Aussies for my infection. I’m pretty sure I contracted it before going to Australia. The general practitioner said I needed to go to a hospital and be hooked up to intravenous penicillin 24/7. I could go to a private hospital, which would be more like a U.S. hospital, or to a hospital for veterans. I asked which had the best equipment and doctors. He said the veterans’ hospital, so I went to Concord Repatriation General Hospital in Sydney. I had never been in the military. I have no idea why I was allowed to be treated at an Australian veterans’ hospital. Nurses are not nurses. There were no private or even semi-private rooms in the hospital. I was in a ward with 24 beds. Nurses would walk up and down between the rows. If we needed something, it was not unusual to call out for the nurse. I heard other patients call out “nurse” or “sister.” Thinking “sister” was somewhat derogatory, I always said “nurse.” One day, the head “nurse” confronted me. She asked why I called her a nurse; she was a sister. I learned that, in Australia, “nurse” refers to…
Read more » Get What’s Yours
Larry Sayler | Apr 14, 2022
AFTER THEY MARRY, some people discover their spouse has hidden debt. We had the opposite situation. Several years after we were married and while living in Illinois, my wife got a letter from the New York Secretary of State saying she may be the owner of an unclaimed savings account in the town where she was raised. This was before the internet. We had no idea how New York found her. Neither my wife nor her parents remembered the account. My wife filled out some paperwork and a few weeks later she received a check for a few hundred dollars. Apparently, it’s common for people to forget about things like bank accounts, retirement accounts and utility deposits. Because states don’t want financial institutions and other companies sitting on this money, with no incentive to track down the owner, they require that unclaimed assets be turned over to the state. As a result, states hold billions of dollars in unclaimed property. Today, thanks to the internet, searching for unclaimed assets is easy. Recently, I spent an evening checking for unclaimed assets in the six states in which my wife and I have lived. Using Google, I typed in the name of a state and “unclaimed property.” One of the first suggestions was always the official secretary of state site for unclaimed property. Most sites—though not all—had a “.gov” suffix, indicating it’s an official government website. Alternatively, you can locate official state sites by going to Unclaimed.org. The sites varied slightly, but usually I could simply type in a name and then hit “search.” I used only my surname. If you also enter a first name, you may not find assets where the first name is listed only as an initial. I never knew there were so many folks called Sayler. It…
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